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rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

(via surprisebitch)

rnaze:

the worst thing is when you’re sitting in class and the person in front of you does a lean back stretch and touches your face

(via measurable)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via measurable)

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Source: untongue, via surprisebitch)

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

i swear, sometimes i just want to quit this website because of how ignorant some people are

(Source: batmanisagatewaydrug, via surprisebitch)

socialfoto:

Many Doors by HeatherJSwan

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

(via measurable)

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(via surprisebitch)

joeyjoe69:

when your friends sibling is hot

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(via measurable)

cellomouse:

kane-turner:

immersus:

Every airline flight in the world over 24 hours.

i can’t stop staring at this

It looks as if Europe and US are having a pissing contest.

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

(via twistedmisconception)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via surprisebitch)

thefaceofmeandmoi:

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